I HATE it when the back of my throat itches!!
seriously, like HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SCRATCH THAT?!?!
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(Source: mylovelymunro)
When you’re trying to use the mirror in the bathroom at school but bitches are like
Put your cursor on his face.
(Source: arianakaterina)
When your friend takes your phone and threatens to text your crush
(Source: thenightthatgotaway)
When your friend takes your phone and threatens to text your crush
(Source: thenightthatgotaway)
When your parents wake you up early for no reason
HAHAHAHAHAH THE GIF
When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird shit like
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The person you hate falls like this:
You on the inside:
On the outside:
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(Source: thesetimesarecrazy)
When a flying cockroach starts chasing you.
AHAHAH
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
teacher:
other kids:
me:
I’m memorizing this just to use it against a teacher ;)
(Source: danielzrotfl)
